Hopefully this little doodle is self-explanatory, but just in case - I'll expound. The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is one of my all-time favorite films (the subsequent 2 were mostly awful). I can recite the dialogue right along with it, and my younger brother even memorized the Turtle Power rap at the end. We must have watched it after school (on VHS) a couple hundred times. So when I heard that Michael Bay was going to be in charge of the new live-action reboot... I was more than upset. I wasn't a huge fan of Transformers, but I hated his versions. He cares more about spectacle than story - and doesn't respect the source material, if you ask me. So this is me (in 30min.) imagining that it was all a big joke and that Kevin Eastman (& Peter Laird, of course) wished the same.
